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Latest Release
$16.95 (inc postage) Australia Only International customers please e-mail first (see spiel above) |
Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms Have you ever wanted to taste your fiction in fetid detail? Does the thought of inducing bloody mind-vomit excite you? Perhaps you should answer the dinner bell and gorge yourself. The technicolour fairytales of Jason Wuchenich's 'Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms' are a celebration of divine depravity. Marvel as clusters of vine-grown skanks turn the world into a sewer of dirty sex. Learn to sympathise with a love-stricken Incubus who can only materialise with the aid of flatulence. Delight at the magical song of anal-dwelling minstrels. Enter a mind set where scalping yourself is an understandable reaction to an impending television appearance. With enough deranged sex and gratuitous violence to weave into a horrifying rug, Jason Wuchenich's first book is a perfect combination of brains and vomit.
For more information about 'Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms'', go here. This book is also available for purchase on Amazon. |
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 Archelon Ranch Garrett Cook |
 A Million Versions of Right Matthew Revert |
 Spare Key R. Frederick Hamilton |
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