Archelon Ranch

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Have you gained objectivity? yes? Then this is the book for you! no? Would you like to? yes? Then this is the book for you! no? Then this is the book for you!

LegumeMan Books is piddling it's pants as it announces it's third release is now available (has anyone noticed that we got it out early!). Now that the clean pants have been soiled, we can move on to the more interesting part of the post.....oh wait it's gone ....back to piddling

Archelon Ranch by Garrett Cook is now available for purchase through all the general LegumeMan ways, i.e. our website, Amazon, Book depository, etc.

We have had a ball working on this little gem and think you should all go and read the first chapter: http://www.legumeman.com/samples%20and%20freebies/Archelon_Ranch_Chapter1.pdf

and then go but bah why do that when you can have the whole thing....buy a copy (please? I'm on my last banana...Clyde, more bananas ....ha ha you will have to buy the book to get that one)

Hope you enjoy it!

nb. Book will not induce objectivity in any way shape or form

[Matthew Revert]

Just want to say that this is a REALLY great book. It's very difficult to describe but it's worth a read.

[FrederickHamilton]

Just want to say that this is a REALLY great book. It's very difficult to describe but it's worth a read.

Not that we're biased or nothing...

[Scott Tyson]

Just want to say that this is a REALLY great book. It's very difficult to describe but it's worth a read.

Not that we're biased or nothing...

No no, not at all.

[gnbraun]

Just got hold of a copy (thanks, Brothers Gunther...yes, all four of you) and I intend to get into it ASAP.

[FrederickHamilton]

Just got hold of a copy (thanks, Brothers Gunther...yes, all four of you) and I intend to get into it ASAP.

You shan't be disappointed. If you are then you clearly have herpes.

[gnbraun]

Just got hold of a copy (thanks, Brothers Gunther...yes, all four of you) and I intend to get into it ASAP.

You shan't be disappointed. If you are then you clearly have herpes.

What if I love it...does that mean my current case of herpes will go away?
How does that affect my Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia???

[FrederickHamilton]

Just got hold of a copy (thanks, Brothers Gunther...yes, all four of you) and I intend to get into it ASAP.

You shan't be disappointed. If you are then you clearly have herpes.

What if I love it...does that mean my current case of herpes will go away?
How does that affect my Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia???

It has been proven in several different independent studies that Archelon Ranch does in fact cure herpes. Fortunately early data suggests that its affect on Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia is much the same - otherwise I'd probably feel a little bad about all those monkeys - therefore I don't hesitate in the least to say that Archelon Ranch is the newest VD wonderdrug. Given a pair of outerwear underpants, it shall fight infection wherever it may be found leaving nothing but a minty fresh odour and awkwardly formatted brochure on the topic in its wake. It is also an adequate flautist.

[gnbraun]

Archelon Ranch is the newest VD wonderdrug.

Dude...get with the times...they're called STI's now, not VD....

[FrederickHamilton]

Archelon Ranch is the newest VD wonderdrug.

Dude...get with the times...they're called STI's now, not VD....

Sorry it's been a while...