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by **minx** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:43 am

How do you like your pears? Crunchy, soft or other......and explain why

by **Matthew Revert** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:47 am

minx wrote:How do you like your pears? Crunchy, soft or other......and explain why

Soft, because crunchy reminds me of death.

by **Wookie** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:16 am

minx wrote:How do you like your pears? Crunchy, soft or other......and explain why

Crunchy, because it reminds me of flash-fried slivers of finger meat, soft because it reminds my of a semen-lubed brain dick-sheath, and other...puréed, because it makes me long for a huge dollop of toe paste to apply as a facial scrub.

by **minx** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:01 am

Wookie, you are truly revolting - that's why we love ya :lol:

by **FrederickHamilton** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:13 am

Well I think this poll peaked with Wookie's answer

by **Wookie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:30 am

FrederickHamilton wrote:Well I think this poll peaked with Wookie's answer

As polity as can be stated: "Thank you"

Recently though, I have been wanting to cripple things and laugh at their induced malformations. Perhaps this explains my momentary lapse of discretion. Wait...no...bad brain, bad!!!

by **yarmak** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:32 pm

I like crunchy pears as they sort of clean your teeth and frshen your mouth
Dave

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