LegumeMan Books Free series

[minx]

Hello my little cherubs,

LegumeMan Books is gonad-popping excited to have this latest addition to the funtabulous LegumeMan Free Series.
Our new delight is by the absurdist author, Ray "Matt Loves Me" Fracalossy and it is titled, "mOsbURAnd".

Leopold receives a telegram in a dream, informing him that his son is dead. With the arrival of this most unfortunate news, Leopold, ignoring claims that he has no son, sets off on an adventure to find him and say goodbye.

Here's the link: http://www.legumeman.com/samples%20and%20freebies/mOsbURAnd%20-%20Ray%20Fracalossy.pdf

Ray is the author of Tales From The Vinegar Wasteland which I really enjoyed. Give this one a go people it's a winner!

As are all of our free series stories IF you didn't know!

And on to that, if you missed it, our very own Gaffa or G.N Braun has a free series story up too, Boneyard Smack. An awesome little story that has one hell of a hit!

The heroin-addled streets, populated by junkies just looking to score. It pays to be careful about what you're pumping into your veins because you never know what you're going to get. But let's face it - if you're looking to score in a cemetery you kinda have to expect the worst.

Check it out y'all, this guy has some talent (oh and there's some pretty funky layout going on too)!

Here 'tis: http://www.legumeman.com/samples%20and%20freebies/Boneyard%20Smack%20-%20G.N.%20Braun.pdf

Enjoy our tasty treats with golden syrup (note, no Maple) and a little dash of self-saucing sausage (just for you Rob)!

Minx
Editor
LegumeMan Books

[gnbraun]

And on to that, if you missed it, our very own Gaffa or G.N Braun has a free series story up too, Boneyard Smack. An awesome little story that has one hell of a hit!

The heroin-addled streets, populated by junkies just looking to score. It pays to be careful about what you're pumping into your veins because you never know what you're going to get. But let's face it - if you're looking to score in a cemetery you kinda have to expect the worst.

Check it out y'all, this guy has some talent (oh and there's some pretty funky layout going on too)!

Here 'tis: http://www.legumeman.com/samples%20and%20freebies/Boneyard%20Smack%20-%20G.N.%20Braun.pdf

Thanks, Minx! High praise, indeed!

[minx]

Right, you little buggers - two things you need to know:

Repeat after me, "Aunty Minx is so nice - she tells us stuff before she tells anyone else!"

Say it, say it, say it......damn you all, that's right I lied it's all over the LegumeMan site already - LegumeMan Free Series is starting back up in a couple of weeks - probably less now (ha ha! it's been on the web site for that long! ) and the first to be up is a fine little piece by Shane Cummings - read it! I expect 500 words of analysis on this forum within minutes of you completing that story - I dare you all to disobey me...... go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on

Then there might be one from One of us territory - that means someone from our very own little cave of underground fictioning.........ha ha! I know who it is but I probably shouldn't tell you so I won't!!

Right that's the first thing......now if that was all news to you this probably will be too:
Our LegumEbooks ( I know but I have little control over those Brothers Gunther) are still on sale - 2 for 1 - you better be excited - until our next book is released (we are keeping that a secret so you best make use of the 2 for 1 offer now...........I said now....NOW!!! )

That's it, I've had my rant.........


Have a funtabulous day with all the trimming of Christmas without the hassle.........

Love,
The Minx

[FrederickHamilton]

Just a quick note to let y'all know that a new tale has been added to the free series.

A heartwarming tale of righteous (?) justice, Bubba style from our very own GN Braun.

Check it out here:
http://www.legumeman.com/free%20junk.html

[gnbraun]

Just a quick note to let y'all know that a new tale has been added to the free series.

A heartwarming tale of righteous (?) justice, Bubba style from our very own GN Braun.

Check it out here:
http://www.legumeman.com/free%20junk.html

FUCK YEAH!
Bubba ROCKS!

[minx]

Hey Kiddies,
I know, I know. I'm a slack bitch who never comes here and hang out any more. I'm too coll for it now !! Sorry I haven't been around much but I do have exciting news for you: There's a new story in the LegumeMan Free Series!! Bryce Stevens, an Australian Author from NSW has written a creepy story that is sure to keep you paranoid fucks wary of all contact with other humans...just the way we like you .

I'm sure you'll love it. Trust me, when have I EVER led you astray?
http://www.legumeman.com/free%20junk.html

Cheers,
Minx

[minx]

Since none of you fuckers answered my last post about the free series I decided to put another one up for Christmas in July (well it was a group decision but I like to take all the credit for the good ideas). Happy fucking Christmas in July you slack bitches!!! Now our very own GNBraun is the fine author of this little piece so go and support him. It will provide you with some mid year yuletide cheer (something that is definitely missing in the middle section of the year). Basically is a slaughterfest and Santa is the man with the gun.
Peace to us all!!! Yeah right.

Enjoy.

I want replies. Especially ones that tell me it was good.

[Scott Tyson]

It was good

[gnbraun]

It was good...

[gnbraun]

Hey Kiddies,
I know, I know. I'm a slack bitch who never comes here and hang out any more. I'm too coll for it now !! Sorry I haven't been around much but I do have exciting news for you: There's a new story in the LegumeMan Free Series!! Bryce Stevens, an Australian Author from NSW has written a creepy story that is sure to keep you paranoid fucks wary of all contact with other humans...just the way we like you .

I'm sure you'll love it. Trust me, when have I EVER led you astray?
http://www.legumeman.com/free%20junk.html

Cheers,
Minx

This one is very good...