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Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms
By Jason Wuchenich

The technicolour fairytales of Jason Wuchenich's 'Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms' are a celebration of divine depravity. Marvel as clusters of vine-grown skanks turn the world into a sewer of dirty sex. Learn to sympathise with a love-stricken Incubus who can only materialise with the aid of flatulence. Delight at the magical song of anal-dwelling minstrels. Enter a mind set where scalping yourself is an understandable reaction to an impending television appearance.

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Archelon Ranch
By Garrett Cook

Je ne suis pas un chapeau. Je suis un homme... In an overgrown, primeval, jungle-city state, Bernard is a test subject for science experiments. His father and Professor Sagramour have been injecting him with hallucinogenic mud and reality affirming drugs so that one day man will be immune to the insanity inducing, zombifying sentient green mud that is choking the suburbs. But Bernard is beginning to display side effects. Experiencing greater and greater levels of Objectivity cause his consciousness to become one with entities as diverse as pterosaurs and martinis. In the mind of the tyrannosaurus he hears the call of Archelon Ranch, a primal paradise like no other. Will Bernard's unique talents be enough to get him out of the senseless prehistoric cyberpunk city or will dinosaurs, Sagramour's Standardizers and the desire to lose himself in other entities be too much?

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A Million Versions of Right

A Million Versions of Right
By Matthew Revert

Step into a world that defies all logic. One of Masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, wank fairies and a poorly conceived theory regarding wall stability. A world where ball popping is the only solution to the scrotum's poor aesthetic qualities and true love can lead a man to transpose menstruation across gender lines. Not to mention a blink so immensely powerful that mild abrasion can ensue. There’s also a lime.

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Spare Key
By R. Frederick Hamilton

The Red Room takes shape again and Ben Fowler tries to shake it off but the woman next door to his new flat just won't leave his mind.

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Coming Soon


10 A BOOT STOMPING
20 A HUMAN FACE
30 GOTO 10

By Jess Gulbranson
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The Place In Between
By Reverend Steven Rage




Alleys
By R. Frederick Hamilton

 

 



Merlin's Curse:
The Prolapse Loophole
By the Brothers Gunther.
   

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